The Bum House  

Type: House
Location:London
Hazards: Holes in floors, broken steps/weak staircase, debris, insulation (possible asbestos)
Condition: Structurally sound, Mild vandalism
Equipment: Flashlights
Agents: Citizen-X, Capone, King Pie, and Jimbo
Status: Successful

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The Bum house is an average sized house founded on the outskirts of London. Infiltration was very easy. The side door was wide open. Once inside we found the house to be in disorder. There was holes in the walls and floors and garbage. There were 2 floors and a basement. Out in the back field there was an old collapsed barn. On the first floor it was your basic family home with old couches and whatnot. The second floor had more to it. There was so much garbage on this floor. There was a bum bed, which smelled of piss in one of the rooms. Beside the bed there were catalogues and flyers opened up to the bra sections. The bum must have been slamming his ham the last time he was there... The other main room on the second floor was completely filled with garbage. The basement was pretty big, it was only one big room but it was mainly empty. On the way down Capone’s foot went through a hole in the floor which had been covered with a flimsy piece of cardboard. In the back field the collapsed barn was filled with junk. There was even a new looking sceptic tank.

- Citizen-X

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